All New Latest Desi Girls Jokes 2013

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut.. ?? :p
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1. I Love u..
2. Aapki kasam..
3. U r my 1st love..
4. Balance nahi hai..
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
6. Parents sath mein hai..
7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahithi..

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Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke..
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya
dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha
shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti
thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi
kehta tha
ABE ye mobile nahi TV
ka remote hai..

6 chidiya ek ped par
bethi thi
1 hunter ne ped pr
shoot kiya.
5 chidiya ud gyi
par 1 chidiya wahi bethi
rhi
q ?
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bas
Nakhre h madam ke

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Petrol aur Grlfrend me kya similarity hai….?
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jab unko pata chalta hai..
ke hume unki jarurat hai….
to unka bhaav badh jaata hai….

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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola-

“Waah, Kya Maal Hai..”

Great logical answer by Girl-

Maal To Jhakkass hai..

Par
Hai to
Tere JIJA Ka na….

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadikrungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

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Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery
dekhne Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti
Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
Art Kehte Ho ?
Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye ” mirror ” Hai.
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BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:-

kabhi bullet chalai hai??

Girl tez krke aage nikal
gai.
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Boy barabar me aakr…
Kabhi bullet chalai hai??
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Girl slow ho gayi.
Aage jakar boy ka
accident ho gaya.
Girl:- Or chala le bullet..
Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai.

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Boy Frnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kar Rai ho…….??

GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu,&U……??

Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu Saali

KAMINI..
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Example of a girl’s brain
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wife:” Ghar nahi aa sakti…
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab
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chori ho gaye “..
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After 1hour,
She calls back “Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat
pe baith gayi thi”…

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